David Janet Artifact (davidluffsyou) wrote in amish_sluts,
David Janet Artifact
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the cleverness is KILLING me

hey guys, kristy and i decided to immortalize yet another conversation. whenever i talk to kristy online such cleverness is produced. kristy is such a clever girl, as are all of the a. sluts. LOVE YOU ALL!





7:37 PM
kristy: HI JANE

jane: KRISTY!

HOW ARE YOU.
R U IN MOROCCO?

LOLERZ!!! no, i just got back!

yay for lolerz?!?
7:40 PM
how was it?

it was fantastic in the most morroccan way possible

of course. and the moroccan way is second only to the dijiboutian way

yes

7:45 PM
did you eat moroccan food and do the milk dance with that one aboriginal snake tribe?

i ate morroccan food...
and i took a picture of the goat brains JUST FOR YOU!

really? that is so sweet. but now i feel bad that i don't have a goat brain picture for YOU

haha

just imagine i do

they enjoy eating goat head there

who doesn't enjoy a good goat head every once in awhile?

i unfortunately did not get the chance to try it
but i did eat some pigeon pie!

like that nursery rhyme where the birds fly out of the pie? does that exist or did i make that up?

7:50 PM
both
are you visiting me this month?

YES
i am doing a west coast college thingy in the last weekend of january

YAY!

i shall be in oregon on thursday

1 day oregon 78 days UCLA

and california friday-sunday
so just divide 78 by a number and then YES

YAY!

it'll be SOO FUN!
i think were going to see occidental and that other one on friday
but on saturday there are no tours
or i will shut them down

except the tour of jane's house!
the greatest university

lol. of course. and then this summer all amish sluts are coming to my lakehouse

yes

to see the mentally handicapped dairy queen kareoke singer and chill in land o' lakes
but really it will be fun

YES!

and on sunday when i visit my plane doesn't leave until like 6:00 at night
so yay

YES!
i can't believe you'll be in my arms
when are we expected to arrive at your lakehouse?

we are up there for most of the summer. but i shall compile an official list for you in a few weeks. any date will work.

you know i'm coming

i do and i am already planning out a land o' lakes tour

YAY!

what will we do there?
waterski, wakeboard, tube, kayak, bald eagle watch (really), fish, drive places..., play scrabble, see david bowie in my living room (extra incentive), etc.

YES!

o i am so excited

how many amish sluts will be there? all 984?

well you are actually the only confirmed one so far
i will announce it on the website once i have the dates

YAY!

brb

FINE!

ok back

what took you so long?

my mommy wished to lather my scalp but i declined

hahahaha

and by lather my scalp i mean say goodnight... and lather my scalp

oh kristy, i'm actually cracking up in my chair

she actually enjoys washing my hair for me and finding ways to control my dandruf

hahahahahahahaHA
my computer's being silly

how so

it says i'm too quick

you might be too quick - i would rate your reflexes on a scale of 1-10 as "lynx-like"
and that is pretty quick

hahahahaha
KRISTY I LOVE YOU!
8:05 PM
you are my little cheese-poof lynxy girl!

JANE I LOVE YOU TOO!!!
LOL
that is only like the 3rd time i have ever been called a cheese-poof lynxy girl
and you are my little colorific lemony-printeresque parkestwin

hahaha

i actually laughed at that myself

i laugh

i curmedgeon
if thats a verb...
but you must hear my thought of the week

yes?

you know how we have elves? (little tiny people that produce things to make us hjappy). well since elves are an emotional necessity than elves must also have elves. our elves don't know they are elves and they have little elves to make THEM happy.
8:10 PM

that's deep

the only problem is jiving that theory with the lord of the rings elves
becaues they are just a race of tall, alabaster sexy beasts
oh yes, legolas is a nice looking elf

GUESS WHAT?

WHAT

graham claims there are ATP pics somewhere on the web -- one of graham and ollie, but also of everyone else. therefore, might there be one of SEXMAN?

i shall not cease scouring the web until i find said sexman pic
but where are the ones of graham and ollie?

i don't know, i'll have ollie give me a link

ok. this is a very promising lead - good work.
you should stand still on one street somewhere in LA and then eventually sexman might walk by

he just might!
that would make my life

i know its a sacrafice - but its one im willing for you to make

hahahahaha
kristy i miss you!
you're so funny
and lovely

i miss you too! gracias. as are you.
i just wish i could live under your bed in la instead of here

YES!
that's your best idea yet!
or you can sleep under the desk...less beanie babies

lol. yeah the desk would also work.
that might not be impossible

what?
yes
no
TELEVISION!

it everyone on the world died except for us and there was a magical plane that flys to la from here it might work

yes

BINOCULARS!
?

JET LAG!

EPILEPSY!
RINGWORM AND SOUR CREAM!

these are a few of my favorite things

lol. but we can't forget heat rashes and oil paint

nor goat brains nor fudge

nor fudge made of goat brains
have you ever seen that double-sided tape?
i just discovered it this week and it has almost changed my life

i've heard of it, but have yet to experience the wonder

did your parents ever get the thank-you alcohol?

no...
she doesn't think so

o because we sent it again and said no signature required but its okay
its just 1500 down the drain

oh no!

1500 cents that is

hahaha
that's still upsetting, well they'll check the office
maybe it's there
that's where alchohol goes on vacation...to work!

HAHA. good one. i just might have to use that at a totally bad time sometime soon
haha

kristy, i'm thinking of immortalizing another conversation on amish sluts...we're too clever to be forgotten

YESSSSSSS. my tearducts twitch with emotion
i love it when you immortialize conversations

yes! this'll be tough...i'm on ichat

ichat? like itunes but more chatting and less tunes?

it's just the mac's aim, and it's beeing SILLY

silly schmilly! you must DOMINATE that ichat like its a misbehaving baby.

hahahahahahahahahah
I CRACK UP!

i blossom (figuratively) towards the light that is your crack ups

i'm gonna watch project runway, any last words?

black and light black and.... juggling instructions included

thankyou kristy. or as the morroccans would say shoe-koran (jane spell well)

lol. talk to you later

BYE!

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