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Saturday, January 7th, 2006
4:57 pm

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current mood: sleepy

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Friday, November 11th, 2005
10:07 pm - took me long enough...

Check it out, fellow sluts:
They're all out of order, but oh well
They're crrrrazy with love

current mood: accomplished

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Tuesday, November 8th, 2005
7:46 pm - ode to kristy parks

oh how i love the great kristy parks
and if you don't love her, you are a NARC...s
we met that fateful summer, on the floors of newnham
when it nice and sunny and the flowers were bloomin
adventures followed, of punting and fudge
with great amish sluts (who were clean, not like sludge)
it was so sad to leave her and the UK
but i was lucky enough to see her in LA
she came for the weekend, and saw all the sights
ATP festival was one of the highlights
she returned not long after, for a day in venice
we did not see star wars: the phantom menace
the eventually this summer, i visited her
in her own habitat, in wisconson-er
bobby pitts, mystery lights, and a puppy named blue
it was so good to see her (and her family too!)
the light of my life, the fire of my loins
i hope i see her soon. GROIN...s
so today let's celebrate the wonder of kristy
high-larious, charming, loving, and frisky
she is now 18, is now all grown up
she now is a dog, no longer a pup
i couldn't be prouder of my lovely friend
she just rocks. the end.

--by Robert Frost


current mood: good

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3:38 pm - 1818181818181818181818181818181818

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current mood: giggly

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Tuesday, September 20th, 2005
9:47 am

i love friends!

current mood: energetic

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Wednesday, September 14th, 2005
9:00 pm

NOTE: dr ortiz is a teacher at our school who writes haikus and teaches constructing realities (a bizarre art class i'm taking) as well as latin and computer science. he is an amazing man.

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current mood: giggly

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Tuesday, August 30th, 2005
7:14 am

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happy birthday to jane rabbit! i love you man, as i'm sure all amish sluts do.

current mood: groggy

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Monday, August 15th, 2005
8:26 pm - for sluts coming to LA...

namely lissie and helen.

would you guys pretty please send me (or comment me) your flight info? i would love you forever. not that i don't already do. whoa, bad grammar!

cannot wait to see you girls!


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Sunday, July 17th, 2005
2:57 am

Details of Helen & I's LA visit!

Helen said she was going late August and I wanted to see her so I followed, like a crazy little lapdog
or something


I arrive at LAX at 5:17 PM on August 25, Helen arrives at 6:51 PM
I leave for JFK at 10:15 PM on August 31, Helen leaves at 8:45 AM

I know it'll overlap a bit with y'alls school, but we wanted to stay for Jane's birthday … don't worry about leaving me(/us) alone or anything, it's all good.

And I think I'm staying at Jane's house (unless she starts to hate me :( ), though I'm flexible with all these plans/can get a hotel if need be/etc.
I'm actually extremely inflexible physically, it's depressing. I always say I'm going to start Pilates, but the only time I really have time is in the summer and it's too darn hot in the summer, you know what I'm saying?
I think you know what I'm saying.


PS It's strange, yes, that it's been a year since we all met?

current mood: awake

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Wednesday, June 1st, 2005
6:30 pm

i'm visiting kristy this summer!

get jealous kids

current mood: ecstatic

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Thursday, May 26th, 2005
5:35 pm - summmmmmmmer

hi slut-kids.

many of you (or at least lissie and becca) have mentioned visiting us hollywood sluts this summer.


most preferable time for me is august. after europe and lakehouse (by the way kristy, i am coming for the same days that my parents are in england, which is sometime around the seventh)

i'm thinking we should make some plans.

i love and miss you all very much.


current mood: excited

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Friday, April 1st, 2005
7:13 pm - amishtinerary

tomorrow at 4:30 am we shall embark on an unforgettable journey of reunions with the amish sisterhood (and see some colleges too). feel free to buy gifts or anything you see fit to reward our presence

here is the shedule. . .

saturday: washington dc, westin grand hotel

sunday: university of virginia

monday: georgetown, george washington, sheraton society hill hotel

tuesday: u of penn, bryn mawr, villanova, westin new york @ times square hotel

wednesday: nyu, princeton, columbia, barnard

thursday: yale, connecticut college, the westin providence hotel

friday: brown, harvard, tufts, sheraton boston hotel

saturday: boston college

busy schedule, but we will most definitely make time for you lot, such special people you all are. and kristy, unfortunately we dont visit university of wisconsin, but i will def visit you this summer and it will be beautiful glorious sex and goatmilking.



ps. my cell # is (323) 630-5788 if there are any problems. lovelovelove some more!

current mood: excited

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Monday, February 7th, 2005
9:10 pm

I miss my sluts!

I guess I'm going to have to try to do this myspace thing … hmm hmm hmm

current mood: nostalgic

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Wednesday, January 5th, 2005
5:56 pm

update on the captain: photos + surveyCollapse )

ps. Ryan’s first kiss of the new year was with a glamtastic man. That’s right, a man. R8shgeraoirnsosiegahre98ws69bnzbjkth9er5yurwagbhbehgpjfbn.

current mood: rejuvenated

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Sunday, January 2nd, 2005
8:18 pm - the cleverness is KILLING me

hey guys, kristy and i decided to immortalize yet another conversation. whenever i talk to kristy online such cleverness is produced. kristy is such a clever girl, as are all of the a. sluts. LOVE YOU ALL!

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Friday, December 24th, 2004
10:15 pm


current mood: creative

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7:39 pm - an old conversation with an old friend

B: so whats new?
E: finals
B: thats fun
E: always
B: i always look foward to them
E: who doesnt?
E: not including ruffians of course
B: ha ruffians
E: whoa, i have said ruffian 4 times today
E: that must be a record
B: i must i must i must increase my bust
E: no becca! i love your boobs just the way they are!
E: that is what you were talking about. . .right?
B: yes yes i was
B: aww thanks you've seen them so much and all
E: good, that could have been awkward
E: if by bust you meant sculpture of lou reed or something
B: i always must increase my lou reed sculptures

current mood: exhausted

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Monday, December 20th, 2004
11:52 pm

new ryan pic and info from a survey!Collapse )

some clever, mostly not, but at least it seems as though some parts of his brain are back. And some of his answers are really sweet. Like the monkeyfucking one.


current mood: flirty

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Saturday, December 18th, 2004
7:46 pm

Ok dude friends, did y'all know that the boat itself was called a punt? I thought they were just called little boat thingies! And 'to punt' was the verb! But it turns out that THE BOAT is CALLED A PUNT and that's where the verb comes from! Do you see what I'm saying here?? I feel like having this knowledge at the time really would have really enriched my Cambridge experience.

Don't tell me if you knew this already. I don't want to know.

PS I'm trying to think of interesting news with Daniel & Aaron, but there isn't any, the boring suckers. Aaron called Daniel a feminazi at some point last week and they had a fight. That's it.

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4:27 pm

musical epiphany: Patti Smith is God.

seriously, go listen to her right now. no better use to your ears.


current mood: indifferent

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